One::Two::Three

Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish
how many pieces do you wish?

::Twenty::

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
::ELEVENTEEN::
Nineteen
Twenty

For some reason Rylee
is completely convinced that the number
::eleventeen::
replaces number eighteen.
I keep trying to correct her but
she continues to tell me im wrong.

Will she ever come to the realization that
eleventeen really isn't a number, or should
I make some phone calls to whoever
invented these things we
refer to as numbers and tell
them they have it all wrong??!